Tuesday, December 13, 2011

By Hector Grouse

During the festive season,

like most companies,

we celebrate christmas with a strong mug of fish oil,

& a friendly game of "your fired".


Originated in Mexico in 1873,

the term "your fired, actually translates to,

"where's my burito bitch"

A common greeting used during the depression.


After many hours of thinking out aloud in Chinese, & learning that library's are a place of silence, I decided to try this one out.


The game consists of me walking into the bosses office,

And in my thickest mexican accent, yelling out " YOUR FIRED"

franticly pointing at my sombrero, I decided to try this one out,

Sometimes, I invite my invisible friends to participate.

Garry, bill and Hector ( who all have epilepsi ) celebrate by randomly

Dropping to the floor in a frenzy of break Dancing.

one time, bill was dancing for hours, the ambulance was called,

& Since I'm no good with names, we ran away.


After the funeral, we all decided to get new jobs.

Since no one had pockets, we asked our parents for advice?


Unfortunately our parents died of polio,

So we decided to sent a text instead.

Were still waiting for an answer....




By Hector Grouse